I wasn’t going to write an Unarticle about a recent Unarticle nor reference a recent (un)necessary article at all but want to say how I (kind of) wish I didn’t write either one, because I know how much being a naysayer can get others to be dull yes people. But we need revolutions, too. I just want (I want everyone to want) to stop talking about “it.” We can be so beautiful. Let’s do that. Okay?
(So … don’t post this Unarticle … at all … ever … doofus.)